The Blog aI painted eyeballs on my boobs for my 35th birthday. Yep. It happened. Did you see my post? And voila... my painted boobs became a brand asset. Actually, I had them painted on me. The painter: Katlyn Badass Arnold. She painted my breasts. And she was gentle...
Welcome to the Dark Side, otherwise known as the blog.
Meet the Blogger –
I’m a small town Mississippi heathen. I tried to be a good girl, but it didn’t work. I went to the dark side. And ya know what… it’s way more interesting. But let me back up…
I have a weird little piece of paper that says I’m able to teach children. It’s called a Master’s degree in English.
Yep, I taught kids *gasp* (who would let me near their children?) for nearly a whole frickin’ decade before moving on up to teach teachers.
At some point, I thought, “Fuck it! I’m going to do it. I’m going to go out into the art world and live my dream.”
And I failed. Miserably. Because I had no effin clue how to run a business.
But then I studied. I studied allll the fun people on IG. I learned their secrets. I even met some of them in person.
And then I put my seemingly useless English teacher degree to use and started teaching people how to be a boss on IG.
I noticed that their pictures needed some real work. So I picked up a camera and learned how to take branding photos that they could use to market themselves.
And here I am. A photographer, brand coach, copywriter, and event planner. Oh yeah. Forgot that. Lots of businesses were like, “You’re fun… I want to throw a party. Will you help me plan it.” And well, you probably know how I responded.
And so now I want to start sharing more. To help anyone who’s ready to say “Fuck yeah… I’m gonna do it!”
Go ahead and say it out loud if you haven’t already. You’ll feel good. Promise.